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Hi, I'm Lindsay. I like things.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

Lady on the bus next to me:

Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?

Little boy:

I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.

Lady:

And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?

Boy:

It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.

Lady:

Do you want to be a Sith?

Boy:

No! I am Obi-Wan!

whatever happened to body glitter? what ever happened to body glitter? why are we so afraid to shine

(Source: jackanthonyfernandez, via joshpeck)

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

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daisyvalley:

thefinalhidingplace:

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

Yes

I love dogs so much oh my god

(Source: lucas-com-k, via jodyrobots)

knightscrest:

“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”

(via joshpeck)

shittier:

who is she

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notoriouslywitty:

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

#universitystudents’dinner

notoriouslywitty:

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

#universitystudents’dinner

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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